The X-ist

I've been watching this for a while, and it just keeps getting better. It's a little like Hot-Or-Not but it's funny, fair [landscapes?] and cute instead. It's worth it to check back every week or so to see what's changed.

The Funniest
The Fairest
The Cutest

Saddam again

Here's the phone-cam video of Saddam's hanging, for as long as it works anyway. I found it surprisingly gruesome, but not for the reasons I expected. It seems much more like an unpopular kid getting a wedgie than a state execution. That is, if a wedgie broke your neck.

I don't have any sympathy for Saddam, but can you imagine how alone he must have felt just before he dropped? It was basically a legal lynching that the entire world supported.

I've been in my fair share of fights where I've had friends in a circle around me, and a few where I had no friends around me. In both instances I felt very alone, but I mostly felt like I wouldn't die. The once or twice that I did feel like I might die, I knew I would be missed. I can't imagine what that experience would be like if I had no friends near me, I wouldn't be missed, and my death would be seen as a good thing for the entire world.

Do you think he thought that, or was he so full of himself that he felt he was a martyr? Or is he a martyr?

Twisted Christmas

Christmas is over, but that doesn't mean you can't still enjoy the fine sounds of Twisted Sister's new holiday inspired CD: A Twisted Christmas. Now that's just good, clean fun!

"This is the band's final album before calling it quits next year, and they saved the best of a 30-year career for last." - Twistedsister.com

I wonder what crazy hijinks those fellas will get themselves into next? Ha ha ha!

So you want to destroy the earth...

Have you been thinking about ways to destroy the earth? Are you ready to take the big step and actually attempt it? Well, this guy discusses your possible strategies and the pros and cons of each.

Saddam: formerly living, now dead.

Isn't this the wrong graphic to use? I got this from CNN, and it reminds me of one of those "we'll miss him" images you see next to a story about the death of President Ford or James Brown or something.

So he's finally dead, DIAF Saddam. Now we can enjoy a democratic Iraq. This is going to be great, and not at all an Iraqi civil war. Not at all. It's going to be great. Fucking...great.

Great Headline

"Brussels sprouts cause turtle fart alarm"

Merry Christmas From Iran

If Jesus Christ (peace be upon Him) was present today, he would order an encounter against those who would propagate corruption, obscenity and perversion, and try to nullify and exterminate the merits and the rights of women and diminish their position – a position that virgin Mary (peace be upon Her) – is their role model and sample. - Mahmoud Ahmedinejad's Blog

His blog may turn out to be a hoax, but right now it still looks like it might be real.

Gerald Ford

"Tragedy today, as former President Gerald Ford was eaten by wolves. He was delicious." - video.

Of all the former Presidents, I think Ford would have been most likely to invite me over for beer and nachos. RIP.

Jesus Greetings

Katie Rees, Miss Nevada USA, loses her title after racy awesome soft-core pr0n photos appear. (NSFW)

I Hate This Game

I've managed to get to wave 68. It seems easy at first, but then later it seems easy and still manages to make me not get past wave motherfucking 68. And we all know the next wave is the sexiest of all. They know that too.

I Don't Know What This Means!

"The language of friendship is not words but meanings."
-Henry David Thoreau

"Merry Christmas."
-Aaron

well... what?

I was going to come on here and say some stuff about... uh, something. Maybe it was going to be about the African country of Chad. I can't remember.

I got distracted when blogger made me make a new user name and go through a process. What up wit dat? Seeth did you get a vote?

OH YEAH, I was gonna talk shit about how I am the Time Magazine person of the year. It's true, why don't you go check it out? Now that I'm person of the year I plan to spend a lot more time with Jennifer Aniston and Gwen Stefani, only without all the acting and singing, if you know what I mean. Well, there might be some singing.

[Seeth's Edit] Sorry, yeah. Google's making some changes. To post to Blogger (and CRF) I think you're gonna have to sign up for a Google account. I'm not sure what that is, but I think it's a Gmail account. I've had one for years, and it hasn't sucked yet. FYI.

If it makes you feel any better, we're beta testing the new Blogger. L33t!

Charlie Brown Christmas - Performed by the Cast of Scrubs

It's not fantastic, but it is better than the original.

Man, those Charlie Brown specials sucked! Oh, and don't go pretending that you love watching that shit. You just love the idea of watching that shit, because no sane person can really enjoy the painfully slow pacing and the gawd-awful children's voice over work. It sounds like the producers hired retarded kids and asked them read their lines and do long division at the same time.

And they don't just seem to suck because they really represent the values and slower-paced realities of a bygone era. Nope, the Charlie Brown specials would suck even if that were true, and it isn't. Loony Tunes are much older and they don't suck. No excuse. Charles Schultz was mostly a hack.

Merry Fucking Christmas.

Oh, and thanks to shameless capitalism, you can now buy a Charlie Brown Pathetic Tree for $24.00 at Urban Outfitters.

Merry Christmas

Stephen. Elf. Stelph.

Horny Manatee!

For the sick bastards who are turned on by sea animals.

A Charlie Brown Kwanzaa

Have a Coke and a smile...

What Happens To Your Body If You Drink A Coke Right Now?

The Wonder Drug

Before zoloft . . . before wellbutrin . . . there was this.

Art is for winners!

The beinArt Surreal Art Collective has all the good art. You can order prints too!

WWEJD

Church Sign Generator tells people what to think because, damn...those people aren't gonna think for themselves.

Dumb all over...

Thirteen years, 2 days, 12 hours and 30 minutes ago, while sitting in the back row of my Psychology of Abnormal Behavior class, I let the news that my hero had died soak into my brain. It was the first time that I had ever felt mortal. Stupid epiphany.

Zappa plays Zappa is in Dallas on Dec. 18th, but...meh. Not really Frank is it?

Scary Mary

Mary Poppins re-cut into a horror film trailer. It's surprisingly creepy.