I was listening to the radio on the way home form work today, and it struck me that I respect someone that I would dislike intensely in real life. Not only do I dislike this person, but I'm certain he's dumb as hair. A whole box of it.
I respect Ted Nugent. I respect his god-like shredding abilities, and his insane alpha-hunter, I-will-fucking-kill-that-and-eat-it personality. Still, I'd push him down a flight of stairs to make the world a better place.
I can't immediately think of another person I feel that way about. Anyone else got one?
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Ted Nugent is the Ann coulter of Rock. He has brought an actual machine gun onstage and said hey Barack Obama, suck on this. Although It's like whenever Shawn Hannity went on vacation and had Chuck Norris fill in for him. Chuck Norris is really good at kicking things although he's and idiot. That reminds me, I have to listen to Stranglehold and then drink some more beer. I'm on number 10 right now.
BTW did you see Anthony Bourdain visit Ted Nugent's ranch and eat alot of grilled food and shoot alot of guns?
You poor tormented soul. You cannot help but profess your love for someone whom the hive does not approve. So instinctively you sprinkle false hatred into your homage to the MCM.
Maybe it's best that you take the blue pill and continue to collect all those upvotes that are waiting for you, rather than continue this foray into the rabbit hole.
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Dang. I thought I'd be first in this thread and I forgot to put my name on the post. Cheers to you Grundle!
Bourdain has a pretty kick ass gig going for him.
Bourdain visited Uncle Ted again in a later episode, looks like at least one liberal has decided that he's OK.
I just watched the Anthony Bourdain/Ted Nugent video on YouTube.
It reminded me that he's a war hawk, gun nut, and...a draft dodger. I forgot all about that.
I take it back, I can't respect someone that cunty. I do still appreciate his hunting and shredding - but I take back the respect thing.
I think Anthony Bourdain has some balls of steel. I mean, we all think "I'd like to have a job where I travel around to all over the world and my whole life is a vacation and I'll eat some things on TV."
But that motherfucker had the stones to pitch it to a TV network, and they bought it. So kudos to him.
Fortune favors the bold.
Maybe I'll pitch a TV series where I go around fucking the wives of television executives, and then they can film me eating the sammich she makes me afterward. It's about as realistic of a pitch as Bourdain's, really.
Ted Nugent is the Ann Coulter of rock and Chuck Norris is the Shawn Hannity of bad tv shows an that. That's all fucking hilarious and so true. A fucking stumble of retards if ever I saw one.
Stevil Kenevil
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