I can't share this (too) publicly, but I just got mad and threw my iPhone at the wall hard, and not only did the screen not shatter as expected, the god damn thing actually works better.
It was hurled into a wall pretty hard by a 220 lb man, and it actually works better!
For the last few months, it had stopped seeing wifi... but now it does again.
My hat is just fucking goddamned off.
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You're Hulk MacGyver!
A veritable fucking Superman McFixShit!
Aquarepairman?
Spiderectify man?
Hulk Smash.
Call me Holden Caufield. Because I hate phoneys!
Phone-eys.
Why was that good?
No one has read fucking Catcher in the Rye except you, Mr. Wordsmith Von Literate.
I'm pretty sure that someone other than me has too.
But still... (and my shitty critique predates the southpark episode that did about the same thing BTW also I invented stop drop and roll) I think that SO much has been inferred and attributed without warrant here. It's a book about Tim Smolen if Tim Smolen had less gumption and a younger sister.
Why is it a great work? Why is it controversial? Why did it inspire Mark Chapman? Why did it get noticed in the first place? Why ask why? Try Bud Dry.
Wifi broken again.
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