Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Well Here's Something

Idea for a shock-comedy band:

Have a band called "2Soon?" and all the songs are insensitive jokes about very recent tragic news stories, the fresher and more tragic the better.

7 comments:

Grub the Raper said...

is it a pregnent fag? oh! what a mistake. it is a beef.
"RRARRRAARRGGGGG!"
shut up beef i know you are a beef now.

Grundle said...

I suppose you could have the 9/11's or the Columbines or maybe the Utoya's.

╤§╨ said...

Hello Cleveland! Here's a Lionel Ritchie tune going out to all our fans over in Italy.

What is happening here?
Something is going on
That's not quite clear
Somebody turn on the light
We're gonna have a party
It's starting tonight

Oh, what a feeling!
When we're dancing on the ceiling
This cruise ship is sinking...that's dope.
Our captain just left
On the closest lifeboat
People are starting
To climb the walls
Ooh, it looks like everybody
Is having a ball

Everybody starts to lose control
When the boat leans right
If you see somebody hanging around
Don't get up tight
The only thing we wanna do tonight
Is go round and round
And turn upside down
Come on, let's get down

Grub the Raper said...

Now that is quality.

Grub the Raper said...

But 2Soon... 2Soon.

╤§╨ said...

Folks, we have a special treat for you tonight. You see, a friend of mine called the other day and said she was quitting her day job to pursue her dream of becoming a backup vocalist. I said "Well hell, come sing with 2Soon!" And she agreed! So, here tonight, on stage with us for the first time, performing backing vocals, put your hands together and give a warm welcome to to our newest band member Gabby! Gabby Giffords ladies and gentlemen!

Grub the Raper said...

heh