Mine is bigger

What has a 100-foot swimming pool, garage, health spa, nightclub, casino, a movie theater, helipad and hanger, plus 45 guest rooms? Project 1000, a 656 foot private yacht. At least it will have all those things if Emocean Yacht Design ever builds it. It would be the largest private yacht in the world.

That is until my new yacht finishes construction. I present to you, Project Super-Colossal! It has 1 billion guest rooms, an air force, two moons, constant nuclear war on the bow, and a media room.

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Selleck Waterfall Sandwich

Selleck Waterfall Sandwich.

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The Oatmeal

So uh, there's a guy that apparently everyone on Reddit loves, and he goes by the handle "The Oatmeal." His page is kinda funny, not really the best I've ever seen, but there are enough fanboys in reddit to fill the Boss Hogg Bowl.

I'm giving him a plug cuz he did an Ask me anything and he mentioned that he used to like TF quake. Which led us to this dicussion (ctrl+f quake) whereupon I decided he was an ok dude.

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Hero of the day: a story in pictures

It's a bad thing when you come home from a party and see this:





Nothing was taken from the house. The door was still closed and locked. The would-be intruder never gained entry to the house. The cops said one thing saved our stuff. A beast so fierce it wreaked damage of this magnitude while trying to eviscerate all who stood before it:






I present the beast!

We figure the dicks that tried to break in first came to ring the doorbell, which roused the beast. After breaking the glass on the patio door and trying to climb in, she must have gotten a hold of one of them in such a way that they figured it wasn't worth the effort. Hopefully he's sans ear right now. Honestly, I didn't know she had it in her.

I've never seen her go apeshit that way. The blinds are nearly destroyed because she was trying so hard to get at them. I guess there is an instinct in dogs, especially herding dogs, to protect the flock. She knew something was wrong, and damned if it was going to happen on her watch.

Who's my good girl?

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Captain America'n Rye

Drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was dry.

The man who wrote The Great American Novel had a son named Matt, who was Captain America in the stupendously bad 1990 film Captain America. Who knew that shit?

Man, I just can't wait for the new Salinger novel(s) that are almost certain to be published, and I just bought his daughter's memoir Dream Catcher: A Memoir. According to what I've read about his daughter's book, she claims that JD drank his own urine. Maybe that's true, and maybe it ain't.

Maybe it ain't.

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Action! Music! Light!

Are you interesting toys series with strong sense for playing? Believing lay egg is true? Then enjoying Amusing Duck, with Bump'n Go Action!

How hard did you stumble over that first sentence? I wrote it, and I can barely fucking read it.

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Daigo Full Parry Come Back and Win

This is impressive because Daigo Umehara was about to lose. His power bar is on the left, BTW. But then he executed a full parry (not block) of Wong's hou-yoku-sen! Holy shit man! As explained by Reddit, this is why that's impressive:

Parrying input lasts for 8 frames on the ground, and 7 frames in the air if the lever is reset to neutral within 3 frames of execution. Otherwise, the parry input only lasts for 4 frames. The risk factor here is that in order to get the mechanical advantages of a parry, the character must briefly place themselves in a non-defensive position (by pressing forward), while at the same time guessing whether the attack will be high or low, meaning that if the parry is whiffed, they will be hit. You can only attempt a ground to ground parry once every 24 frames. The game runs at 60 or 64 fps.

I have no real understanding of any of this, but I am a sucker for an underdog story.

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Don't do it!

Don't hold down F11 after loading this page.

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