Market Street in San Francisco in 1905

The spirit is willing...

Eve is a tall model. Australian men's magazine Zoo Weekly had "her bikini specially made, but it was worth it." Was some Zoo Weekly executive saying, "I don't know guys, that's $200. What's the ROI for a $200 bikini? We really need to think about this."

Woman's Champion

South African runner Caster Semenya will keep her 800-meter gold medal from the world championships, and the results of her gender tests will be kept confidential, the South African sports ministry said Thursday. New York Times

Previous tests in Berlin indicated she's a hermaphrodite with three times the amount of testosterone that a "normal" female would have. What the fuck are you supposed to do about that?

Inside Tina Yothers

Ken Ober, whose MTV game show "Remote Control" was among the network's first forays into non-music programming, has died at age 52, his agent said Monday.

Hotness

YouTube comments are the most dumbest comments on teh Internets. This video isn't fake because:

Yeah, especially since their guitars are worth a lot. There's no way someone would be able to fake after buying an expensive one like that.

Zombieland

Surprisingly, it's not terrible. Just to start a fight, I'm gonna list the top five zombie movies ever*. In Order:

1. Night of the Living Dead (1968)
2. Dawn of the Dead (78) (04) version isn't bad either
3. Return Of The Living Dead (1985)
4. 28 Days Later (2002)
5. Shaun of the Dead (2004)
5. Zombieland (2009)

Isn't it weird that a zombie bite will turn you, but getting zombie blood in your mouth/eyes/nose just makes you look like a bad motherfucker? Seppin' for 28 days later. That was all virus-realistic and shit.

*Evil Dead II and Re-animator don't seem like zombie movies to me or they'd be in contention for the top five. Dead Alive should be mentioned if only for the lawnmower scene.

An alternate future

This is Ebony magazine from back in the 80's. They were wrong, they were very very wrong.

Stuff that sucks

Tesco Vee in Bobblehead form. He's the lead singer of the Meatmen...and you suck.

Also available, G.G. Allin.

Rosa's Cantina

At a juncture near where Texas, Chihuahua, and New Mexico converge, at the bottom of a hill, with a back door from which the narrator can run, there is an actual neighborhood bar called Rosa’s Cantina.

Music would play and Felina would whirl. Wicked Felina.